DesMenism

This is the sister post of elaine's. This is the reason why I said Robert Pattinson was hot when he was shirtless. I want his body shape. Haha.

Just found out something funny today. Went to mommy des's office, and work for her. For your information, mommy des work as a lottery seller. This was the conversation I heard sitting 3 seats away from her:

Customer: Kasi asing-asing ah. Orang punya (thats what those MALAY guys use to say)
Translation- Type separately, is for other people.


Mommy Des:Habis bukan? Hantu punya? Gila......


Mommy Des was so lame. So, dont blame me i was lame, cause i was originated from my mom. =D

Damn!! U-mobile modem finally terminated due to the outstanding payment by my stupid idiotic father. He approximately owe the company 600 something. Stupid. I was so stupid, called and ask why do this happened, and the customer service told me this bloody news. He said that the last payment have been made was June last year. I am so embarrassed .

Luckily, my uncle subscribed a P1 modem for me. Thanks a lot. Stupid one. Not even my father can treated me that well. My own father didn't even do so even he was obligated.

Anyways, check out my new look of my blog.

Just wanna update Elaine what have I did for this past week. I spent my Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday with my grandmother. For your information, my grandmom was an immigrant from China. Her mother brought her here when she was 4. Basically, she grant the nationality of Malaysia. unfortunately no. Funny right? She had an Identification Card a.k.a My KAD which was red in colour. Translation: My grandmom still known as immigrant and not yet being grant the nationality. Therefore,she faced some difficulties when she went for vacation. Especially, China. So, we went to the Embassy of China (something like that), to cancel all her information with China and apply the nationality from the JPN. With the help of his friend from the MCA, she was asked to have minor test to judge whether she should grant the nationality anot.

Actually, my grandmom doesnt bring this up back. Did you all remember, government said that, those car which below 1300CC will given rebate? I am not sure 1300CC or how much. My grandmom dont get the rebate because the government staff said she was not a MALAYSIAN. = =. The staff triggered my grandmom rage. I tell you what, the stupid China Embassy operated from 9 am - 11.45 am. Tuesday, we reached 5 minutes late, and they told us strictly no entry after the operation hour. Stupid China Man. Made us went back on Wednesday. Thursday we visited a friend of my grandmom that have not been contact for 15 years. Lol. I use to spent my childhood there. She was a wealth person, Her house was extremely large. Currently, she stayed in a bungalow in Damansara. Damn rich man. All of her son, daughter , sister and etc keep bugging me with a same question. "Are you dating?"," You got a girlfriend?". Stupid. How am I suppose to answer? If i say yes they will bring up a ton of questions again, if i say no they will think I am abnormal.=.=.

P/S: STOP ASKING ME THE SAME QUESTION AGAIN & AGAIN. I WILL TELL YOU IF I HAVE ONE!!!

Elaine told me that she was damn boring and wanted me to blog something for her to read. I was pointless about what to blog, then she came out an idea. I am tasked to list out what criteria my prospective girlfriend should have.

So, lets start with the physical appearance. I knew that I am not so gorgeous, but I would like to have a girlfriend that with attracting and tempting appearance. Most of all, must own a long hair, because in my opinion I think that girls that own long hair will be very feminine and damn attracting, for me la. She must be a good listener, since I am so talkative and very humorous and like to laugh a lot. I hope that she can listen when I talk, not interfering me and talk more than me. She must be well-mannered and educated. But, don't be so bombastic, like those straight A student. A girl that I can bring out to socialize.Ya, one more criteria. This criteria actually influence by my family. My mom was a great woman, that believe that woman can survive without man. I hope that my partner or my wife can work with me in the society, to lighten my family burden and incase for any retrenchment occur so that the source of money is still flowing. ( Elaine said hor, girlfriend eventually will become your wife, so I list out this also)

Nah Laine, Mission Accomplished

Actually I am not going to upload this post so fast, because of Elaine there's no options for me. Elaine, i can't guarrantee you that i can kept every bits subtitled.
Went Genting Highland yesterday(Monday) with some of my gang Justin, Ruby, Chin Kang, Elaine and her boyfriend Xiang Xun(I remembered!!!Yeah!!). Four of us, excluded Elaine and Xiang Xun, met at Terminal Putra to take our bus. I only slept one hour the for Sunday night, I planned to sleep on the bus while we travel. But, Ruby sat with me and we chatted the whole journey. We bought the package RM 42[Bus ticket(go & return)+Cable car(go & return)+All theme park pass].
We reached and have a look inside the theme park. The weather was so misty. Can't even see clearly. Then we had our brunch in PIZZA HUT while we waited the couple and the birthday cake arrived. We celebrated Justin and Chin Kang belated birthday. When they arrived, Elaine called me to set up the cake. Unfortunately, none of us brought lighter. So we borrowed. When we went in, I hid behind Xiang Xun while holding the cake. Then, both of them surprised by us.

After brunch we met Evonne outside the theme parks ticket counter, but she didnt play with us, so we enjoyed ourselves. Almost forgot, before we went in the theme park, we played pool for an hour while waiting the mist to fade. We rode alot of rides. Chin Kang was a bit scared of those rides. But we insisted him to played, so ended up closed his eyes in the entire ride. When we scream, he followed. Haha. Four of us, excluded Elaine and Chin Kang rode the Flying Coaster.
Damn stupid. As Ruby said, the way we rode were very weird. Like superman. Hate it. The ride was so smelly with saliva, mine still ok, Ruby's was the worst. Then, we rode the Pirate Ship. I rode once, they rode twice. I felt dizzy on the first ride. The next ride I gave up.

Ruby, Justin and Xiang Xun rode the Space Shutter ( whatever it is).Xiang Xun rode three times. LOL. We played Go Cart too. While we wait, we observed which car with the faster speed. Conclusion, 02,06,2,6 and the car with no number is faster. I took number 6, chin kang took the no number car. I led at the first, but later Chin Kang cut me, and I cant see him anymore. Haha

Thats what happened that day, things that I leaked out, you may view Elaine's blog for the leaks out.